After watching Azealia Banks’s story (religiously) I’ve been consuming seamoss on a daily basis.

This is the text of what I sent my friend the next day:

the seamoss changed my life. i took it for the first time yesterday and didn’t eat the best last night – it handily took care of that. and my morning mucosal mold cough is gone. it can heal the sick and raise the dead. i ordered it for same day delivery to you. to make the $25 I added an eyeliner pencil. for [your gf] (not you). strictly follow the instructions on the seamoss to rehydrate and then blend it and take a large tablespoon to half-shot of it. dr sebi was right. they absolutely killed him because he knew the truth.

Will report back after a week.